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May 2011

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I love you ducky

May 22, 2011
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May 21, 2011

in love. not lust. 

May 21, 2011
Dear Society, Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's. Sincerely, be glad we're all different. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
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Dear society, I'm not gay. I'm bromosexual. Sincerely, napping on his manfriend's shoulder. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 21, 2011
Dear "normal people", I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. Sincerely, lighten up, you only live once. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 21, 2011
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May 21, 2011
Dear salad, Am I the only one who feels like a dinosaur when I eat you? Sincerely, OM NOM NOM. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 21, 2011
Dear diary, I ate another unicorn today... Sincerely, Voldemort. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 21, 2011
Dear people of the world, Please be the person your 8 year old self would look up to. Sincerely, it's good practice. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 21, 2011
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May 19, 201188 notes
“Today, my sister and I both got “good luck” cards from our aunt wishing us well on our exams. My sister’s said “We know you will do well”. Mine said “We will love you no matter what happens”. FML” —FML: Your everyday life stories
May 19, 2011
“Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML” —FML: Your everyday life stories
May 19, 2011
“Today everybody in my French class was screaming because we had a substitute teacher, who was really shy. He wrote silencio on the chalk board, drawing a little Harry Potter wand beside it. Everybody immediately shut up. MLIA” —MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
May 19, 2011
“Today I left school early due to a power outage. The reason- a squirrel ran through a power line. This one’s dedicated to you squirrel. RIP. Squirrel’sLIA” —MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
May 19, 2011
Parents gone.

brooklyndreaming:

Normal teenagers:

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ME:

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May 18, 2011
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May 18, 2011
“I was walking through Costco yesterday, and saw a BIG box of dinosaur nuggets. I was so happy, i showed them to an old man. MLIA” —MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
May 18, 2011
Dear Bill Gates, An Apple a day keeps the .doc away. Sincerely, Steve Jobs. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 18, 2011
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May 17, 2011
Dear Mom, Im 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra? Sincerely, your son, Justin B → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 17, 2011
May 16, 2011103 notes
May 16, 2011
May 16, 2011
Dear everyone, I don't care if you're Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or Atheist. I just came here to have a laugh, not see people insulting each other because of their beliefs. Sincerely, how about we talk about turtles instead? → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 16, 2011
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“Today, I was about to sneeze, so I thought I would yell pika first. Then the sneeze went a away, a potentially epic moment turn extremely awkward. MLIA” —MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
May 16, 2011
Dear Kayne West, Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black wins any awards, you know what to do. Sincerely, the world. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 16, 2011
May 16, 2011
#blue angels shock wave
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May 15, 2011
Dear Edward, Real immortals drink unicorn blood. Sincerely, Voldemort. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
May 15, 2011
“Today I discovered the greatest game today. At a store, you buy three items and one of them must be condoms. The fun part is to buy totally unrelated items to creep out the salespeople. I bought a 20-pack of condoms, a zucchini and a tub of butter. The saleslady’s face was priceless. MLIA.” —MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
May 15, 2011
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“Today I read an MLIA post that said “Today I was eating goldfish and drinking blue Kool-aid… It was like an ocean in my mouth.MLIA” I was horrified until I realised that in America, Goldfish are a biscuit or something (I live in Australia). MLIA.” —MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today
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